I had a dream...

03.31.08 (12:07 am)   [edit]
Supposed to have a dinner date tonight but just not feeling it. Called him and said that something had come up. He was cool with it.

However, "Chuck" (a kiss is just a kiss) called last night. Asked if I wanted to get together this weekend. I said sure. My laptop needs help and I enjoy spending time with him.

Had a strange dream last night...
I was being admitted to a woman's prison. Sitting in a waiting room. I was trying to ask what was going on, what the procedures were, etc. There were some print-outs in plastic sheet covers laying around and I was sitting there casually reading over them. Meanwhile, there is a lot of drama going on with the current residents - water gun fights, lots of skirmishes, the current women trying to hassle the newbies. A woman sitting next to me, we were looking at each other with "we don't fit in here, we're educated and these women belong on the Jerry Springer Show" glances.

I didn't know why I was put in the prison and I was calmly asking if someone could tell me why I was here, how long I was supposed to be there and if there was early release for good behavior.

Then, some woman came over to us with a sort of cafeteria-style rolling food cart going over sample meals. Everything looked repulsive. Overcooked unidentifiable veggies. Meat that was slop and gravy. Mushy white gelataneous stuff. There were color-coded toothpick in each item and she was indicating that this meal technically failed nutritional guidelines but they try to make it work. (I think this was inspired from a convo I had with Krazedone)

Then I was walking away from the prison on a gravel road. I had a feeling I had been there before with my mother - we weren't inmates or visiting anyone, but we were there on business. Deja Vu sort of feeling. As I'm walking, I'm seeing $10 and $20 bills on the road. They said that prisoners want to get rid of the evidence, so they toss the money before they get to the jail.

Looking at what's going on in my life, this dream says a lot... I definitely feel imprisoned right now, I don't know why or when I'll be released. I feel like I don't belong. And I've certainly had financial issues. And the mom stuff. Oh boy...
More thoughts on it later.

Diva Does Domestic

03.31.08 (12:05 am)   [edit]
Diva's Method of Removing Very Large Dark Wine Stains from a Light-Colored Expensive Fabric Table-Topper

1) Cuss excessively, making up some new combinations of profanity.
1a) Glare at the cat that knocked the wine over and yell "BAD!"
1b) Cat runs over table, spreading wine further.
2) Grab the nearest fabric to try to stop the wine from continuing to spill (which incidentally, was a rather expensive sport sock which turns out not to be very absorbent)
3) Soak the fabric in cold water and curse some more.
4) Coat the stain in Zout, Spray and Wash, OxyClean Powder, and Tide. Repeatedly until it makes a multi-layer pastey concoction.
5) Let sit overnight.
6) Put the whole mess in the washing machine with another 3 capfuls of detergent, say a prayer, and let it go.
7) Adjunct prayer when washing complete, before inspecting fabric.
8) Jump up and down on sore ankle when you realize that the stain is miraculously gone.
9) Realize you need another large glass of wine to kill the pain in ankle.

Where's that sippy cup I needed? What do I do with one purple sport sock?

VERY Romantic Night

03.31.08 (12:04 am)   [edit]
Candlelight. How romantic for a Saturday night, right? Well, not exactly!

Power went out last night right after I sent an email to April around 6pm. They said it would be back on by Monday night at 11pm.

I've done just about everything I can think of that didn't require power or to be able to see anything. "The mom" offered to pick me up and let me stay over there. (You'd be proud of me, I didn't say "HELL NO!", just "it might come on at any time)

And it was the night of bored men from my past to call last night. The artist called around midnight. Then, can you believe "Mr. Easy Access" called me at 1am to talk? (UGH! - no caller id b/c the power was out, so I answered the phone...)

Alas, the power came back on around 1:30 p.m.! I'm going to take a shower and blow dry my hair - the power has flickered a few times since it came back on a little while ago!

I need snuggling reserves STAT!

My precious love .........

03.30.08 (11:54 pm)   [edit]
Listen to the words I write for you
I found a love that I know it’s true
It’s precious and a gift from you
The way it’s take away my blues

I found a love that makes me happy
Even when things are not just right
Making the best of all that can be
Always feeling my heart take flight


My precious love is gift of happiness
Souls are bound with passion fire
To be able to live with out it never
As it has fulfilled my every desire


I found a love and its name is “YOU”
Your name is love, all its meaning
I know this because of what you do
As well as the way I have been feeling


Conversations

03.30.08 (11:52 pm)   [edit]

It's hard talking to a drunk.

Since we do not live together right now J and I talk on the phone each night, mainly so that I can see how he is before he talks to K (our daughter), also because I am a fool and I just want to talk to him.

Tonight I asked him about helping me with the cost of taking K to the Dr. She needs to be seen for a minor thing but mostly just for a check up, she is hitting puberty and I want her to just have one. Neither one of us has insurance and office visits are $68, and that is alot on me right now.

That one question started off a full circle of crap conversation!

J pays child support, not as much as he should and he is the first to admit it. We have worked this out ourselves, no courts or anything and right now he is making alot of money, alot more then when we first decided on an amount. So, when he started making this money I talked to him about maybe giving me a little more each week. He said no, he didn't think that that was the way to do it, but he would start taking care of the things that K needed extra... clothing, shoes, haircuts....etc. All I had to do was to call him and tell him she needed something.

Well, I have done that twice. Once to get her some more winter clothes and once for Girl Scout money for something. He on the other hand has offered extra here and there for her, which of course I took. Children are expensive!

So anyway, tonight he says "When I told you that I would pay her things I didn't mean for you to call me every night with something new" Well shit, I haven't really asked for anything! He has given, but I haven't asked.. and here I am asking to HELP me, not to PAY for it, to take her to the DR.

He proceeded to tell me that he was taking her to get her eyes checked and since he was shelling out that money, I could take her to the Dr. And then he talked about all the times that I have asked him for money for her. Which of course, after he had to talk about it he remembered that I didn't ask for any of it in the first place, so after about 5 mins he said that he would help because he was wrong.

Ha! Not two sentences later we started to go through the whole damn conversation again, at which time I just said whatever and that I would take her to the Dr myself.

Tomorrow, I will talk to him again before he has more than a 6 pack in him.

That is just a small example of our conversations if I happen to catch him to late in the evening.

Quote Du Jour

03.27.08 (12:06 am)   [edit]
"Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time."
Tallulah Bankhead

Hmmm. It's Saturday night and I'm home blogging... It doesn't look good. LMAO

But I'm running a fever, I have no voice and my brain is full of snot. What fun would I be anyway right now??? I accidentally took the non-drowsy version cold medicine, so I can't sleep now.

An old bf called me today. He said I sounded "really sexy" with my raspy voice. (I personally think I sound like Bea Arthur right now.) I'm sick as a dog and this cretin is trying for a booty call or phone sex. And why did I quit seeing him? Oh yeah, because he's a selfish horndog that didn't even ask if I was ok - just if I was dating anyone. He's a gem - must elaborate on him later. He has the title of "Worst Kisser in ManKind".

Those of you of the male persuasion - I'm not a hater by any means. You guys crack me up and entertain the hell out of me with the dating/mating game.

For those that love philosophy and ambiguity...

03.27.08 (12:04 am)   [edit]
For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity....


1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

10. Is there another word for synonym?

11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? (LOVE this one!!)

15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

25. How is it possible to have a civil war?

Types of Sex

03.27.08 (12:02 am)   [edit]
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX: Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

LOUD SEX: A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's
completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"

QUIET SEX: Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me
when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"

CONFOUNDED SEX: A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern
medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small, $6,500 for "medium, and $14,000 for
"large." The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The
man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".

WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX: A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you
die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'." "Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

More on the Adventures with the Non-Ranger

03.26.08 (11:57 pm)   [edit]
A few more amusing tidbits about the "Non-Ranger"...

He got a vasectomy a few months ago (why since he's "sterile" I don't know...) But he called me afterwards to ask if I would come over and put neosporin on his incisions. [b](I laughed hysterically in the phone and told him they must have snipped some brain pathways too!)[/b]

He's notorious for very late night booty calls at least 2x a month. I've told him COUNTLESS times that I go to bed really early and really need my sleep. We've NEVER had sex - so why does he think after 2 years, I'd suddenly change my mind????

I take Ambien to sleep sometimes. It leaves me kinda "out of it" for the first hour or so. The Non-Ranger called me at this time and we apparently had a somewhat steamy convo. (I don't recall it at all). The next morning, he calls and wants to know if he can bring b'fast over. I'm like "whaaaaaaaa?" He tells me that I invited him over in the morning to ravish me. I say he's full of shit. He tells me to look at caller id - his call is there. I tell him that I was drugged and have no recollection and it "ain't happening." He replied "You know, you did kinda seem out of it." LMAO

And he is SUCH a bad kisser - has no woman not told him? Or has he been sooo clueless despite the frequent hinting that there might be some "performance issues"??? Can he seriously think he's all that if I'm turning him down repeatedly/constantly even when not involved with someone?

And there are so many more....

Licking His Chops

03.26.08 (1:47 am)   [edit]

There's a local tv-evangelist that loves to do some really grand productions - he's got a book out on fasting - maybe some of you catch his weekly shows. As I was flipping channels, this one caught my attention...

He's got kids flying over the church members as 'angels'. There is a very large live lion chained on a platform at one side of the stage. Lion is licking his chops.

There's also a live lamb chained on the opposite side of the stage.

That lamb looks pretty freaked out. Like 'where's the exit?' Lamb is trembling - not sure if it is the hokey performance - I'm sure his agent didn't tell him what this gig was about - or if it is the fact there is a live lion eyeballing him.

This should be a very moving production, but I was laughing... Is that wrong?

What's a girl to do?

03.26.08 (1:45 am)   [edit]
I think most folks that cross paths with my blog know that I utterly adore Hot Stud. He'd be the perfect man for me, if it weren't for that whole thing he has with monogamy. (and I'm unwilling to 'bend' on that issue.)

So I've deliberately squashed any sort of 'suggestions' he's made at being 'more than friends'. As incredibly sexy and appealing as I find him, I'd be barking up the heartbreak tree. Can't fit a square peg into a round hole, nor can you make a guy want to be monogamous.

He asked me the other day why I went to N.O. - I told him that I wanted to get away. He said that I should have called him. (I got the impression that he thought I went to visit my friend down there for more intimate reasons if you catch my drift.)

Then he went on to say that he had been wanting to spend some time with me (alluding to the less-clothed kind) but he knew I had been going through a lot with the cats dying, etc.

I am not the casual fling type. It just doesn't do it for me. And adding to it someone that I have feelings for, well, that's just darn stupid to do.

So, the million-dollar question is... what do I say to him? I don't want to make him feel weird - I don't think saying that I have feelings for you and I can't go down that road with you would not be good for me. But what other alternative do I have? I'm not going to 'hook up' with him. It's hard enough as it is to keep my feelings in check
.

Silent but deadly

03.26.08 (1:44 am)   [edit]
I wrote yesterday about how the kittens smell so good - like vanilla - since they fell into my vanilla bubble bath the other evening...

Well, those adorable critters have a very stinky side.

Velvet loves to sleep on my chest. And she loves to nuzzle me - it gets to be a little much - at first it is just chin rubbing, and then she starts nibbling on my nose. A little is enough - you know? So she's sleeping on my chest. Tux sleeps between my knees (just like Sassy did). Early morning, he scoots up beside me, leaning against my arm.

Suddenly, this morning, Velvet got up and jumped off the bed.

And then I smelled it - it was Tux. It was silent and very deadly. I have not smelled something so foul come out of a grown man before - much less a fluffy kitten that weighs less than 3 lbs.

YOU DON'T HEAR NOW

03.26.08 (1:41 am)   [edit]

Be sure to refill the ice trays, we're going to have company after while.

Watch for the postman, I want to get this letter to Aunt Mary in the mail today.

Quit slamming the screen door when you are on your way out!

Be sure and pull the windows down when you leave, it looks like a shower is coming up.

 

Don't forget to wind the clock before you go to bed.

Wash your feet before you go to bed, they are nasty from playing outside all day barefooted.

 

Why can't you remember to roll up your pant legs? Getting them caught in the bicycle chain so many times is tearing them up.

You have torn the knees out of that pair of pants so many times there is nothing left to put a patch on.

 

Don't you go outside with your good school clothes on!

Go comb your hair; it looks like the rats have nested in it all night.

Be sure and pour the cream off the top of the milk when you open the new bottle.

Take that empty bottle to the store with you so you won't have to pay a deposit on another one.

 

Put a dish towel over the cake so the flies won't get on it.

Quit jumping on the floor! I have a cake in the oven and you are going to make it fall if you don't quit!

Let me know when the Fuller Brush man comes by, I need to get a few things from him.

You boys stay close by, the car may not start and I will need you to help push it off.

 

There's a dollar in my purse, get 5 gallons of gas when you go to town.

Open the back door and see if we can get a breeze through here, it is getting hot.

 

You can walk to the store; it won't hurt you to get some exercise.

Don't sit too close to the TV. It is hard on your eyes.

 

If you pull that stunt again, I am going to wear you out!

Don't lose that button; I'll sew it back on after awhile.

 

Wash under your neck before you come to the table, you have beads of dirt and sweat all under there.

Get out from under the sewing machine; pumping it messes up the thread!

Be sure and fill the lamps this morning so we don't have to do that tonight in the dark.

 

Here, take this old magazine to the toilet with you when you go, we are almost out of paper out there.

Go out to the well and draw a bucket of water so I can wash dishes.

Don't turn the radio on now, I want the battery to be up when the Grand Ole Opry comes on.

 

No! I don't have nine cents for you to go to the show. Do you think money grows on trees?

Eat those vegetables, they'll make you big and strong like your daddy.

That dog is NOT coming in this house! I don't care how cold it is out there, dogs just don't come in the house.

 

Sit still! I'm trying to get your hair cut straight and you keep moving and it is all botched up.

Hush your mouth! I don't want to hear words like that! I'll wash your mouth out with soap!

It is time for your system to be cleaned out. I am going to give you a dose of castor oil tonight.

If you get a spanking in school and I find out about it, you'll get another one when you get home.

 

Quit crossing your eyes! They will get stuck that way!

Soak your foot in this pan of coal oil so that bad cut won't get infected.

 

It is: "Yes Ma'am!" and "No Ma'am!" to me, young man, and don't you forget it!

 

Holy God living and true, we owe Thee homage.

"Protect Your Identity"

03.26.08 (1:39 am)   [edit]

Not A Joke!!
  You will love these tips.

Read this and make a copy for < /SPAN> our files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate attorney sent the following out to the employee s in his company.

1.  Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put 'PHOTO ID REQUIRED.'

2. When you are writing checks to pay on your credit card accounts, DO NOT put the complete account number on the 'For' line. Instead, just put the last four numbers. The credit card company knows the rest of the number, and anyone who might be handling your check as it passes through all the check processing channels won't have access to it.

3. Put your work phone # on your checks instead of your home phone. If you have a PO Box use that instead of your home address. If you do not have a PO Box, use your work address. Never have your SS# printed on yo ur checks. (DUH!) You can add it if it is necessary. But if you have It printed, anyone can get it.

4. Place the contents of your wallet on a photocopy machine. Do both sides of each license, credit card, etc. You will know what you had in your wallet and all of the account numbers and phone numbers < /SPAN> to call and cancel. Keep the photocopy in a safe place.
I also carry a photocopy of my passport when I travel either here or abroad. We've all heard horror stories about fraud that's committed on us in stealing a Name, address, Social Security number, credit cards.

Unfortunately, I,  an attorney, have first hand knowledge because my wallet was stolen last month. Within a week, the thieve(S) ordered an expensive monthly cell phone package, applied for a VISA credit card, had a credit line approved to buy a Gateway computer, received a PIN number from DMV to change my driving record information online, and more.  

But here's some critical information to limit the damage in case this happens to you or someone you know:

5.  We have been told we should cancel our credit cards immediately. But the key is having the toll free numbers and your card numbers handy so you know whom to call. Keep those where you can find
them.

6. File</ FONT> a police report immediately in the jurisdiction where your credit cards, etc ., were stolen.  This proves to credit providers you were diligent, and this is a first step toward an investigation (if there ever is one).

 

But here's what is perhaps most important of all: (I never even thought to do this.)

 

7. Call the 3 national credit reporting organizations immediately to place a fraud alert on your name and also call the So cial Security fraud line number. I had never heard of doing that until advised by a bank that called to tell me an application for credit was made over the internet in my name.  

The alert means any company that checks your credit knows your information was stolen, and they have to contact you by phone to authorize new credit.

By the time I was advised to do this, almost two weeks after the theft, all the damage had been done. There are records of all the credit checks initiated by the thieves' purchases, none of which I knew about before placing the alert. Since then, no additional damage has been done, and the thieves threw my wallet away this weekend (someone turned it in). It seems to have stopped them dead in their tracks.

Now, here are the numbers you always need to contact about your wallet, if it has been stolen:
1.) Equ ifax: 1-800-525-6285

2.) Experian  (formerly TRW): 1-888-397-3742

3.) Trans Union : 1-800-680 7289

4.) Social Security Administration (fraud line): 1-800-269-0271


We pass along jokes on the Internet; we pass along just about everything.

If you are willing to pass this information along, it could really help someone that you care about.

INTERESTING YET FUNNY

03.25.08 (2:27 am)   [edit]
* You can become an engineer if u study in Engineering college .. U cannot become a president if u study in Presidency College !

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* You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop... You cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop.

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* A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software!

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* You can find keys in Key board but you cannot find mother in mother board.

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* You can study and get any certificates. .. But you cannot get your death certificate

GEETA SANDESH (IT VERSION)

03.25.08 (2:25 am)   [edit]


Project is nothing but Maaya..

Today if you do the PROJECT

Tomorrow someone else will do..  Cheesy

And the day-after someone else will do..!    Cheesy

What have u learnt so much that

You would find it useful in the project?  Cheesy

What are you learning now that

might be useful in FUTURE PROJECTS?  Cheesy

ERROR  is the essence of life.

It exists TODAY and will exist FOR EVER.

You think you have fixed the ERROR

But you never realize that you are WRONG!

ERROR is Omnipresent

It comes to you

With a new face everyday!

Understand this Arjuna!  Cheesy

That is why, keep doing your work

(Re work is not an appropriate usage here)

Don't ever think of ERRORS!  Cheesy

You keep getting them all the time!

HURRY HOME (HARI OM..)

AT 6.30 PM

Don't copy if you can't paste!

03.25.08 (2:21 am)   [edit]
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. Said he:  "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added:  "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went wan with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was!"

Moral of the story: 
Don't copy if you can't paste!

THIS WAS SENT TO ME BY ANGEL.

First love is

03.25.08 (2:17 am)   [edit]
First love is like playing with fire:
Aglow with pain and glory.
Tell me, my dear first love,
Whether I'm burned into your heart.

The fire in your body,
The glory of your touch:
Ah! my dear first love,
Never, never leave my heart!

Although the fire is distant,
The pain is always near.
My dear first love, please listen:
I hold you in my heart.


Difference.....- A very Short Moral Story

03.25.08 (2:12 am)   [edit]
A Lion was running behind a small Rabbit. He Tried his best but was not able to catch it. It stopped and said : I'am the king of jungle, i have strong legs & good physic, Still i couldn't catch you , why?
Rabbit replied, Dear Lion You were running for your Lunch and i was running for my Life....

Moral : It doesnt matter how Inferior we are to our enemy, but if we keep our concentration on the goal we will win for sure.....


the interviewer and the smart boy

03.17.08 (12:27 am)   [edit]
Q How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A . Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built.

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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one)

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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand.

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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

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Q. What looks like half apple ?

A : The other half.

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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A : Lunch and Dinner.

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Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
 
A : It caused a revolution.

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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
 
A : Liquid


ONE EXTRA SHOT

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.

Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.

"What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked,

"Sorry Sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

Always Keep Smile Because I've never seen a smiling face that was not Beautiful!!!!!

A real story

03.17.08 (12:22 am)   [edit]
A guy lost his girlfriend in a train accident.... but the gal's name nowhere appeared in the dead list. This guy grew up n became IT technical architect in his late 20?s, achievement in itself!!.

He hired developers from the whole globe and plan to make a software where he could search for his gf through the web..

Things went as planned...n he found her, after losing millions of dollars and 3 long years!!

It was time to shut down the search operation, when the CEO of Google had a word with this guy n took over this application,

This Software made a whopping 1 billion dollars profit in its first year, which we today know as



ORKUT .



The guy's name is ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN. Yes its named after him only. Today he is paid a hefty sum by Google for the things we do like scrapping. He is expected to b the richest person by 2009.

ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN today has 13 assistants to monitor his scrapbook & 8 to monitor his friends-list. He gets around 20,000 friend-requests a day & about 85,000 scraps!!!


Some other Cool Facts abt this guy:

* He gets $12 from Google when every person registers to this website.
* He also gets $10 when you add somebody as a friend.
* He gets $8 when your friend's friend adds you as a friend & gets $6 if anybody adds you as friend in the resulting chain.
* He gets $5 when you scrap somebody & $4 when somebody scraps you.
* He also gets $200 for each photograph you upload on Orkut.
* He gets $2.5 when you add your friend in the crush-list or in the hot-list.
* He gets $2 when you become somebody's fan.
* He gets $1.5 when somebody else becomes your fan.
* He even gets $1 every time you logout of Orkut.
* He gets $0.5 every time you just change your profile-photograph.
* He also gets $0.5 every time you read your friend's scrap-book & $0.5 every time you view your friend's friend-list.








"Moral of the story?"
LOST U R GIRLFRIEND?                               U CAN MAKE BILLIONS!!!!

Something to think about . . .

03.17.08 (12:20 am)   [edit]
Interesting aspects of life - Warren Buffet... .









The second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity.

Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:

 
1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!

2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.

3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha, that he bought after he got

   married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have

   a wall or a fence.


4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.

5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.

6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the

   CEOs of these companies, giving them goals  for the year.   

    He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis.  He has given his CEO's only two rules.

    Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money.
    Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.

7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make

   himself some pop corn and watch Television.

             
8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago.

   Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet.

   So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him,

   the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.


9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on  his desk. 

  His advice to young people: "Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and

   Remember:

  A. Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.

  B. Live your life as simple as you are.


  C. Don't do what others say, just listen them, but do what you feel  good.

  D. Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which u feel  comfortable.

  E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on them  who really in need rather.

  F. After all it's your life then why give chance to others to rule our  life."

LOVE & LIFE

03.17.08 (12:19 am)   [edit]
This story tells us something about LOVE & LIFE.

My husband is S/W Engineer by profession, I love him for his steady nature and I love the warm feeling when I lean against his broad shoulders.

Two years of courtship and now, five years into marriage, I would have to admit, that I am getting tired of it. The reasons of me loving him before, has now transformed into the cause of all my restlessness.

I am a sentimental woman and extremely sensitive when it comes to a relationship and my feelings. I yearn for the romantic moments, like a little girl yearning for candy. My husband is my complete opposite; his lack of sensitivity, and the inability of bringing romantic moments into our marriage has disheartened me about LOVE.

One day, I finally decided to tell him my decision, that I wanted a divorce.

"Why? " he asked, shocked.

"I am tired. There are no reasons for everything in the world !" I answered.

He kept silent the whole night, seemingly in deep thought. My feeling of disappointment only increased. Here was a man who was not able to even express his predicament, so what else could I expect from him?

And finally he asked me: "What can I do to change your mind?"

Somebody said it right... It's hard to change a person's personality, and I guess, I have started losing faith in him.

Looking deep into his eyes I slowly answered: "Here is the question. If you can answer and convince my heart, I will change my mind.

Let's say, I want a flower located on the face of a mountain cliff, and we both are sure that picking the flower will cause your death. Will you do it for me?"

He said: " I will give you your answer tomorrow...." My hopes just sank by listening to his response.

I woke up the next morning to find him gone, and saw a piece of paper with his scratchy handwriting underneath a milk glass, on the dining table near the front door, that goes....

My dear, "I would not pick that flower for you, but....please allow me to explain the reasons further.....

This first line was already breaking my heart. I continued reading.

"When you use the computer you always mess up the Software programs, and you cry in front of the screen. I have to save my fingers so that I can help to restore the programs.

You always leave the house keys behind, thus I have to save my legs to rush home to open the door for you.   You love traveling but always lose your way in a new city. I have to save my eyes to show you the way.

You always have the cramps whenever your "good friend" approaches every month. I have to save my palms so that I can calm the cramps in your tummy.   You like to stay indoors, and I worry that you will be infected by infantile autism. I have to save my mouth to tell you jokes and stories to cure your boredom.

You always stare at the computer, and that will do nothing good for your eyes. I have to save my eyes so that when we grow old, I can help to clip your nails and help to remove those annoying white hairs. So I can also hold your hand while strolling down the beach, as you enjoy the sunshine and the beautiful sand...and tell you the colour of flowers, just like the colour of the glow on your young face...

Thus, my dear, unless I am sure that there is someone who loves you more than I do... I could not pick that flower yet, and die ... "

My tears fell on the letter, and blurred the ink of his handwriting... And as I continue on reading... "Now, that you have finished reading my answer, and if you are satisfied, please open the front door for I am standing outside bringing your favorite bread and fresh milk...

I rushed to pull open the door, and saw his anxious face, clutching tightly with his hands, the milk bottle and loaf of bread....Now I am very sure that no one will ever love me as much as he does, and I have decided to leave the flower alone...

That's LIFE, and LOVE. When one is surrounded by love, the feeling of excitement fades away, and one tends to ignore the true love that lies in between the peace and dullness.

Love shows up in all forms; even in very small and cheeky forms. It has never been a model. It could be the dullest and most boring form ...

Flowers, and romantic moments are only used and appear on the surface of the relationship. Under all this, the pillar of true love stands... AND THAT'S LIFE

Top 15 Amazing Coincidences

03.13.08 (11:01 pm)   [edit]
Life is full of coincidences; some very minor, but occasionally - extraordinary. This is a list of 15 of the most incredible, unbelievable coincidences.

15. Childhood Book

While American novelist Anne Parrish was browsing bookstores in Paris in the 1920s, she came upon a book that was one of her childhood favorites - Jack Frost and Other Stories. She picked up the old book and showed it to her husband, telling him of the book she fondly remembered as a child. Her husband took the book, opened it, and on the flyleaf found the inscription: "Anne Parrish, 209 N. Weber Street, Colorado Springs." It was Anne's very own book.

14. Poker Luck

In 1858, Robert Fallon was shot dead, an act of vengeance by those with whom he was playing poker. Fallon, they claimed, had won the $600 pot through cheating. With Fallon's seat empty and none of the other players willing to take the now unlucky $600, they found a new player to take Fallon's place and staked him with the dead man's $600. By the time the police had arrived to investigate the killing, the new player had turned the $600 into $2,200 in winnings. The police demanded the original $600 to pass on to Fallon's next of kin - only to discover that the new player turned out to be Fallon's son, who had not seen his father in seven years!

13. Twin Deaths

In 2002, Seventy-year- old twin brothers died within hours of one another after separate accidents on the same road in northern Finland. The first of the twins died when he was hit by a lorry while riding his bike in Raahe, 600 kilometres north of the capital, Helsinki. He died just 1.5km from the spot where his brother was killed. "This is simply a historic coincidence. Although the road is a busy one, accidents don't occur every day," police officer Marja-Leena Huhtala told Reuters. "It made my hair stand on end when I heard the two were brothers, and identical twins at that. It came to mind that perhaps someone from upstairs had a say in this," she said.

12. Poe Coincidence

In the 19th century, the famous horror writer, Egdar Allan Poe, wrote a book called 'The narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym'. It was about four survivors of a shipwreck who were in an open boat for many days before they decided to kill and eat the cabin boy whose name was Richard Parker. Some years later, in 1884, the yawl, Mignonette, foundered, with only four survivors, who were in an open boat for many days. Eventually the three senior members of the crew killed and ate the cabin boy. The name of the cabin boy was Richard Parker.

11. Royal Coincidence

In Monza, Italy, King Umberto I, went to a small restaurant for dinner, accompanied by his aide-de-camp, General Emilio Ponzia- Vaglia. When the owner took King Umberto's order, the King noticed that he and the restaurant owner were virtual doubles, in face and in build. Both men began discussing the striking resemblance between each other and found many more similarities.
1. Both men were born on the same day, of the same year, (March 14th, 1844).
2. Both men had been born in the same town.
3. Both men married a woman with same name, Margherita.
4. The restaurateur opened his restaurant on the same day that King Umberto was crowned King of Italy.
5. On the 29th July 1900, King Umberto was informed that the restaurateur had died that day in a mysterious shooting accident, and as he expressed his regret, an anarchist in the crowd then assassinated him.

10. Falling Baby

In 1930s Detroit, a man named Joseph Figlock was to become an amazing figure in a young (and, apparently, incredibly careless) mother's life. As Figlock was walking down the street, the mother's baby fell from a high window onto Figlock. The baby's fall was broken and Figlock and the baby were unharmed. A year later, the selfsame baby fell from the selfsame window, again falling onto Mr. Figlock as he was passing beneath. Once again, both of them survived the event.

9. Mystery Monk

In 19th century Austria, a near-famous painter named Joseph Aigner attempted suicide on several occasions. During his first attempt to hang himself at the age of 18, a mysterious Capuchin monk interrupted Aigner. And again at age 22, the very same monk prevented him from hanging himself. Eight years later, he was sentenced to the gallows for his political activities. But again, his life was saved by the intervention of the same monk. At age 68, Joseph Aigner finally succeeded in suicide, using a pistol to shoot himself. Not surprisingly, the very same Capuchin monk - a man whose name Aigner never even knew, conducted his funeral ceremony.
 
8. Photographic Coincidence

A German mother who photographed her infant son in 1914 left the film to be developed at a store in Strasbourg. In those days some film plates were sold individually. World War I broke out and unable to return to Strasbourg, the woman gave up the picture for lost. Two years later she bought a film plate in Frankfurt, over 100 miles away, to take a picture of her newborn daughter. When developed the film turned out to be a double exposure, with the picture of her daughter superimposed on the earlier picture of her son. Through some incredible twist of fate, her original film, never developed, had been mislabeled as unused, and had eventually been resold to her.

7. Book Find

In 1973, actor Anthony Hopkins agreed to appear in "The Girl From Petrovka", based on a novel by George Feifer. Unable to find a copy of the book anywhere in London, Hopkins was surprised to discover one lying on a bench in a train station. It turned out to be George Feifer's own annotated (personal) copy, which Feifer had lent to a friend, and which had been stolen from his friend's car.

6. Twins

The twin brothers, Jim Lewis and Jim Springer, were separated at birth, adopted by different families. Unknown to each other, both families named the boys James. Both James grew up not knowing of the other, yet both sought law-enforcement training both had abilities in mechanical drawing and carpentry, and each had married women named Linda. Both had sons, one of who was named James Alan and the other named James Allan. The twin brothers also divorced their wives and married other women - both named Betty. And they both owned dogs which they named Toy.

5. Revenge Killing

In 1883, Henry Ziegland broke off a relationship with his girlfriend who, out of distress, committed suicide. The girl's enraged brother hunted down Ziegland and shot him. Believing he had killed Ziegland, the brother then took his own life. In fact, however, Ziegland had not been killed. The bullet had only grazed his face, lodging into a tree. It was a narrow escape. Years later, Ziegland decided to cut down the same tree, which still had the bullet in it. The huge tree seemed so formidable that he decided to blow it up with dynamite. The explosion propelled the bullet into Ziegland's head, killing him.

4. Golden Scarab

From The Structure and Dynamics of the Psyche: "A young woman I was treating had, at a critical moment, a dream in which she was given a golden scarab. While she was telling me this dream I sat with my back to the closed window. Suddenly I heard a noise behind me, like a gentle tapping. I turned round and saw a flying insect knocking against the windowpane from outside. I opened the window and caught the creature in the air as it flew in. It was the nearest analogy to the golden scarab that one finds in our latitudes, a scarabaeid beetle, the common rose-chafer (Cetonia aurata) which contrary to its usual habits had evidently felt an urge to get into a dark room at this particular moment. I must admit that nothing like it ever happened to me before or since, and that the dream of the patient has remained unique in my experience." - Carl Jung

3. Taxi

In 1975, while riding a moped in Bermuda, a man was accidentally struck and killed by a taxi. One year later, this man's brother was killed in the very same way. In fact, he was riding the very same moped. And to stretch the odds even further, the very same taxi driven by the same driver - and even carrying the very same passenger struck him!

2. Hotel Discovery

In 1953, television reporter Irv Kupcinet was in London to cover the coronation of Ellizabeth II. In one of the drawers in his room at the Savoy he found some items that, by their identification, belonged to a man named Harry Hannin. Coincidentally, Harry Hannin - a basketball star with the famed Harlem Globetrotters - was a good friend of Kupcinet's. But the story has yet another twist. Just two days later, and before he could tell Hannin of his lucky discovery, Kupcinet received a letter from Hannin. In the letter, Hannin told Kucinet that while staying at the Hotel Meurice in Paris, he found in a drawer a tie - with Kupcinet's name on it.

1. Historical Coincidence

The lives of Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, two of America's founders. Jefferson crafted the Declaration of Independence, showing drafts of it to Adams, who (with Benjamin Franklin) helped to edit and hone it. The Continental Congress approved the document on July 4, 1776. Surprisingly, both Jefferson and Adams died on the same day, July 4, 1826 - exactly 50 years from the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

The Pain Of Love

03.13.08 (10:56 pm)   [edit]
The first time I saw you deep inside my heart I knew
My heart was only made for you
I believed you were my soul mate I thought you felt it too

We had great times and made memories I'll never forget
You showed me how wonderful love could honestly be
You quickly made me see what I was meant to be living for
Simply for your smile, your laugh, and your touch
But most importantly for ours hearts to be combined as one
And for us to show each other a whole new world of love

Now you say its over and you need your space
You must not see how this is killing me
It's leaving my heart feeling like just an empty place
I now feel cold and useless instead of warm and alive
What use to be my happy life is now just a miserable race
I can't stop the tears from overflowing down my face

I know I am suppose to forget and try to move on
I've cried so many tears now I have so many fears
You took my heart and tore it apart
I haven't yet learned how I am suppose to get along without you in my life
And I keep recalling all our memories in my mind
For going on without you there is no reason I can find

Deep down I know the feelings are always there
Maybe someday you will care
At least for now I can try to hide my pain
I know if I don't I'll go insane

In my heart I know I hold out hope you will one day return to me
But in my mind I realize I have to ride the river of life
And try holding on until I reach the banks of a distant shore
Where I won't miss you anymore

The Pain Of Love

03.13.08 (10:51 pm)   [edit]
The first time I saw you deep inside my heart I knew
My heart was only made for you
I believed you were my soul mate I thought you felt it too

We had great times and made memories I'll never forget
You showed me how wonderful love could honestly be
You quickly made me see what I was meant to be living for
Simply for your smile, your laugh, and your touch
But most importantly for ours hearts to be combined as one
And for us to show each other a whole new world of love

Now you say its over and you need your space
You must not see how this is killing me
It's leaving my heart feeling like just an empty place
I now feel cold and useless instead of warm and alive
What use to be my happy life is now just a miserable race
I can't stop the tears from overflowing down my face

I know I am suppose to forget and try to move on
I've cried so many tears now I have so many fears
You took my heart and tore it apart
I haven't yet learned how I am suppose to get along without you in my life
And I keep recalling all our memories in my mind
For going on without you there is no reason I can find

Deep down I know the feelings are always there
Maybe someday you will care
At least for now I can try to hide my pain
I know if I don't I'll go insane

In my heart I know I hold out hope you will one day return to me
But in my mind I realize I have to ride the river of life
And try holding on until I reach the banks of a distant shore
Where I won't miss you anymore

my sins

03.13.08 (12:16 am)   [edit]
My sins still lives in me! Even when i knew it all, my carelessness will always persist! I tried to wake up to it, but the evils in me wont let go! I sin days after days! Yet i cry out to god lostfully! Who is deceiving who? I asked myself in secret! My blindness still sees but i knocked it off sight! I kept on in decieves, knowing perfectly about tommorrow! Who then is the devil? I remain lost to it! Because the truth is far from my heart! I already knew of it, but the evil in me enjoys it most! I'm scared of my sins, yet i dine in it! I claim to have accepted my god, in secret i still messes around! When will it then work out of me? Truth tell's me to have my mind made up! I tried harder but still lives in decietes! I knew for sure his words and believe it's real! Yet i lay claim on satan! Then where is he? My sins of course are him! Make up my mind mercyfull lordContinue Reading


what's ur story?

03.13.08 (12:12 am)   [edit]
Every one has got his own music! Do not think he is stupid! Why don't you listen up to the tone? He has got something wheeling him! Something the minds are lost of! And many others to be laid down! So many scenes that has been embarked! What is thy music? Reveal it and lets feel the tone! How does the strings sounds? Dance to it in the presence of the lord! Has the tone been approved? The truth know itself! What is thy music? The truth is confused! The minds are doubled! Assurance has got no trust! What is thy music? You've got the whole in the hands! It's wheeling me from thy hearts of thy lord! Choruses shall be listened to! In remembering hearts shall this be store! What is thy music? Truthfullness in thy journey straighten thy tone! Committments in thy's lord renew the beats! In thy music of thy lives need a careful keys! What is thy music?

New Scientific Theories

03.11.08 (3:10 am)   [edit]
n American magazine held a competition, inviting its readers to submit
new scientific theories on ANY subject. Below are the winners:


5th place (Subject: Probability Theory)

If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of
pickup
trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number
of highway signs, they will eventually write the complete works  of
Shakespeare in Braille.

4th place (Subject: Bio-Mechanics)

Why Yawning Is Contagious: You yawn to equalise the pressure on your
eardrums.  This pressure change outside your head unbalances other
people's ear pressures, so they then yawn to even it out.

3rd place (Subject: Symbolic Logic)

The Chinese are technologically underdeveloped because each of their
alphabetical characters represents a
whole word or phrase, rather than a single letter.  Thus they cannot
use
acronyms to communicate technical ideas at a faster rate.

2nd place (Subject: Newtonian Mechanics)

Deforestation will eventually cause earthquakes, tidal waves or even
the
total destruction of our planet.  Just as a figure-skater's rate of
spin
increases when the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting
down of tall trees may cause the Earth to spin dangerously fast on its
axis with disastrous results.

Winner (Subject: Perpetual Motion)

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet and when toast is
dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if a slice of
toast is strapped to a cat's back, buttered side up and the animal is
then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning
inches above the ground.  If enough toast-laden felines were used, they
could form the basis of a high-speed monorail s

India n bollywood

03.11.08 (3:08 am)   [edit]
Commercial Hindi cinema, now commonly known throughout the world, India not excepted, as Bollywood has recently become a respectable subject of study.  That new-found interest has less to do with any changes intrinsic to mainstream cinema than with myriad other developments such as globalization, the affect for cosmopolitanism, and the increased consumption for artefacts of ‘world culture’.  Bollywood is, at any rate, increasingly being scrutinized for what it says about contemporary politics, corruption, public perception of the state and its agencies (such as the police), the “law and order” situation, the position of women in Indian society, and of course such social phenomena as the rise of the middle class, consumerism, social and sexual mores, the “Westernization& ;rdq uo; of Indian society, and the like.  As these brief notes indicate, one window into the position of women in Hindu society, and more broadly into Hinduism, on which there is much scholarly work in general but virtually none on its manifestations in popular cinema, is furnished by the popular Hindi-language cinema.  (Similar considerations may, perhaps, be entertained about films in Tamil, Kannada, Gujarati, and other Indian languages.)   It is also worth bearing in mind that though India has a significant population of Muslims, Sikhs, and Christians, the films are generally about Hindu society, though not always self-consciously so.  Many commentators, for example, have noted the presence of the ‘good Muslim’ in these films, while deploring the fact that Muslim society has not received sustained treatment in more than a handful of films.  In a like vein, throughout the 1960s and 1970s the token presence of a Christian priest was quite common in Hindi films.  Often the unfortunate fugitive from justice would seek shelter in a church, welcomed by (an often unsuspecting) priest who would declare that Christ was ready to receive everyone.  But, again, Christian society has not been the subject of pronounced representation or inquiry in mainstream Hindi-language cinema

Indian Festivals

03.11.08 (3:06 am)   [edit]

Though India is often and justly described as a land of many religions and innumerable languages, it might well be described as a land of festivals as well. One conventional authority, the Encyclopedia Brittanica, rather unabashedly and with the customary cavalier attitude with which India can be treated, says of Hindu festivals that these arecombinations of religious ceremonies, semi-ritual spectacles, worship, prayer, lustrations, processions (to set something sacred in motion and to extend its power throughout a certain region), music, dances (which by their rhythm have a compelling force), magical acts -- participants throw fertilizing water or, during the Holi festival, coloured powder at each other -- eating, drinking, lovemaking, licentiousness, feeding the poor, and other activities of a religious or traditional character. No example is adduced of "lovemaking", but one might reasonably infer that the reference is to some tantric practices.

As in any old civilization, most of these festivals have religious associations, as is the case with Holi,Dusshera, Krishna Janmashtmi, Hanuman Jayanti, Ganesh Chaturthi, Muharram, Shivratri, and Diwali or Deepavali; many are also, in a country which is still predominantly rural, associated with the harvesting of the crop, as is true of Pongal-Sankranti in South India, or otherwise commemorative of the sacred ties with the land that Indian villagers have. Still others, such as  the observance of which is strictly restricted to Hindu married women, are not festivals as such though there may be something of a festive air attached to these occasions. Some festivals are observed throughout the country, or in a greater part of it; others, such as the famed snake race of Kerala, have peculiarly regional associations. Yet others, most notably Diwali and Holi, have been instrumental in forging ties among older diasporic Indian communities, and in such far-flung places as Fiji, Mauritius, Trinidad, Jamaica, and Guyana, these festivals are celebrated with a pomp and vigor not always witnessed in India itself.


Vegetarianism in India

03.11.08 (3:03 am)   [edit]

Though no country in the world is as strongly associated with vegetarianism as India, a number of recent studies have purported to establish that by far the greater majority of Indians are non-vegetarians. The history of vegetarianism in India begins not with the Aryans, as is commonly believed by Hindus, but in the aftermath of the introduction of Buddhism and Jainism in the sixth century BCE. Though orthodox Hindus are shocked to hear it, the early Aryans were almost certainly beef-eaters. Unlike the Indus Valley people, who were agriculturists and traders, the Aryans were a pastoral people, and they slaughtered cattle as food. Neither the early Indus Valley people nor the early Aryans venerated the cow. Though the Buddha was an exponent of ahimsa, or non-violence, he was not himself a vegetarian, and it is said that his last meal contained pork. Nonetheless, given the Buddhist emphasis on ahimsa, vegetarianism received much impetus. The Buddha’s slightly older contemporary, Mahavira, the founder of the religion that would come to be known as Jainism, took the precepts of ahimsa much further, and it is the complete reverence for all forms of life that made it impossible for those who embraced Jainism to practice agriculture. The upper castes, who found members of their community deserting the "Hindu" fold for Buddhism or Jainism, increasingly came to adopt vegetarianism.

In 1977, the Marxist historian R. S. Sharma, then Professor of History and Dean of the Faculty of Social Sciences at Delhi University, published his textbook Ancient India. He wrote that the ancient Aryans were beef-eaters, adding in explanation that "it is because of the prominence of pastoral life that beef-eating prevailed in Vedic times." He maintained that long after agriculture had commenced, the practice of beef-eating continued among certain classes of people, especially "artisans and agricultural labourers". Sharma had said nothing exceptional, and the weight of much Indological scholarship was behind his work; even the staunchly Hindu nationalist writer, K. M. Munshi, had once noted, without a trace of embarrassment, that "in spite of Jainism and Buddhism, fish and meat, not excluding beef, were consumed extensively by the people." Yet Sharma’s remarks were construed as conveying his advocacy of non-vegetarianism, and particularly beef-eating; and so Sharma was charged with deliberately offending the sentiments of orthodox Hindus among whom the consumption of beef cannot be contemplated. A local Hindu leader demanded the "immediate banning of Prof. R. S. Sharma’s Ancient India" for his references to beef-eating in Vedic India. While more than ably defended by professional historians and much of the print media, Professor Sharma’s supporters appear not to have understood that the anxieties his remarks had raised were not to be resolved solely by recourse to an ‘objective’ and ‘scientific’ history. It is often a thin line that divides Hindus from Indian Muslims, and a beef-eating Hindu, by virtue of the transgression implied in the act, can be inferred to have become akin to a Muslim. If a circumcised penis remained one of the few ways to distinguish Hindu and Muslim men during the horrendous killings accompanying the partition, the all-consuming anxiety over beef-eating is better understood. Where substantive differences are minimal, and certainly subservient to common cultural practices, symbols are the preeminent way in which differences are exaggerated in order to permit the drawing of boundaries.

It is no exaggeration to say that for some Indians, their vegetarianism is itself their dharma. Doubtless, there are many communities where the consumption of meat or fish is very common. This is true, for instance, of people living in the coastal states, such as Kerala and West Bengal, and the entire west coast of India, as well as Bengal, is renowned for its seafood dishes. Among Muslims, as well, the consumption of meat is very common, and in finer cuisines associated with Muslims, meat dishes often predominate. In north India, among Punjabis, chicken and mutton (goat-meat) dishes are relished. Nonetheless, the perception of India as a paradise for vegetarian food is not entirely mistaken, whatever the statistics and anthropology texts may have to say about this matter. There are communities, for instance Jainas and Vaishnava Hindus, where vegetarianism is strictly observed, but millions of other Indians are vegetarians as well. Even in many Indian families where meat is consumed, it is done no more frequently than one day a week, usually on a Sunday afternoon. For many other families, meat — again, usually chicken or mutton — is partaken three or four times a year, most often at weddings.

The history of vegetarianism in India, however, goes well beyond the history of specific food practices in regional communities. Vegetarianism is also a matter of sensibility, of the ethos of a culture. Orthodox Hindus and Jainas, for instance, do not use garlic or onions in their cooking, much less have raw onions in their salad. Clearly, this prohibition has no relation to the taking of life, but every relation to the properties ascribed to various foods. Certain foods are ‘hot’, others are ‘cold’; foods are also categorized according to their supposed internal propensity to excite the passions. Whatever the medicinal properties of onions and garlic, these foods are believed to be base in some respects; more significantly, both onions and garlic give out strong smells, and it is argued, not unreasonably, that consumption of these items obfuscates the richer and softer tastes and smells associated with vegetables. Similarly, it is common to find in middle class families in north and central India women who do not partake of meat, fish, or eggs, though the men in their families do so. The consumption of meat is sometimes associated with masculinity, or with the violent conduct to which men are more often prone: to eat an animal is to turn oneself into an animal as well. Though this formulation may not describe precisely the views of Mahatma Gandhi, perhaps India’s most famous exponent of vegetarianism, it is unequivocally clear that Gandhi sought to draw a close association between the practice of vegetarianism and the observance of non-violence, understood both as the renunciation of violence and positively as conduct leading to the good of others. Gandhi attached great importance to diet, and argued vigorously that vegetarianism was more conducive to a life led according to the precepts of ahimsa. In this manner, as in many others, Gandhi had tapped on to beliefs widely shared in India.



INFATUATED

03.10.08 (12:56 am)   [edit]
Definition:
strongly or foolishly attached to; inspired with foolish passion; overly in loveExample:
Scuba Diva wished she had someone that she was  INFATUATED with, but sadly, no one has curled her toes in eons.

Synonyms:
enamored, smitten

(Personally, I always prefer "smitten" to infatuated. That way I can be a "smitten kitten".
I miss having those giddy beginning romance feelings. To be wooed and all that shit. (Sounds romantic right? LOL)

Have a nice Monday.

INFATUATED

03.10.08 (12:51 am)   [edit]
Definition:
strongly or foolishly attached to; inspired with foolish passion; overly in loveExample:
Scuba Diva wished she had someone that she was  INFATUATED with, but sadly, no one has curled her toes in eons.

Synonyms:
enamored, smitten

(Personally, I always prefer "smitten" to infatuated. That way I can be a "smitten kitten".
I miss having those giddy beginning romance feelings. To be wooed and all that shit. (Sounds romantic right? LOL)

Have a nice Monday.

The Loving Wife

03.10.08 (12:46 am)   [edit]
It's the P.S. at the end you need to note! 


To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the

small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.  

Fortunately I was not too bad injured and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too

much about me.

I was coming home from ASDA, and when I turned into the driveway I

accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when

it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will

forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX 
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Now taking applications

03.10.08 (12:41 am)   [edit]

I selected 10 'bachelors' or so they describe themselves that way... exchanged emails. Will see what happens. When I have time, I'll try to give a brief synopsis of them and let you guys vote on them.

I certainly can't meet all of them over one weekend. A couple have my interest piqued. The remaining few hold some possibility - will give them an opportunity to share more about themselves.

I've put some others on the back-burner because they have kids. I know they could be really awesome men, but I just have zero desire to get involved with that sort of lifestyle. And since I'm not looking ultimately for something casual, I am keeping that in consideration. Just like a smoker, kids are just a facet of someone that doesn't 'fit' with what I want/need.

I am amazed at how some men get SO touchy about that. I think it's better to be upfront - it's not personal. Just like someone may not find me appealing because I'm not stick-thin. Fine - I cannot change who I am.

I'm going to set up coffees with some of the bachelors this weekend. I hope I can keep them straight. I think I'll have to take notes.